“Yellow haired female, likes waffles and news.”

(via govinduhh)

maleteen:

my eyebrows are the source of all my power

(via loveisclockworks)

kill-natalie:

surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

I just said “that’s brilliant” aloud.

(via mysticfalls27)

i’d rather be a tree in lord of the rings than a person in real life
selections from Spencer Madsen’s Twitter by Elaine Sun (editor)

(via spencermadsen)

wallflower1993:

My life. Literally my life.

wallflower1993:

My life. Literally my life.

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

this will never not be hilarious to me

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

this will never not be hilarious to me

(via deerpong)

mostlyfiction:

Love isn’t about
   fucking each other
at any opportunity.

It also isn’t about
  how many months
or years
  that you’ve been together.

To me,
  love is about 
being able to see light
  inside of the person
who knows nothing
   but darkness.

(via 0-cclumens)

10000bc:

fuck i hate when children cry like why cant you just internalize your emotions like the rest of us

(via deerpong)

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

(via spenceristryingtofixmypage)

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